Shamelessly selling myself »
Message me and I’ll create a digital portrait of you for cheap.
I never thought we’d actually follow through with our drunken promise. But 3 of us got matching tattoos in honor of my departure. I’ll miss you guys!
I don’t mind if we never see or speak to each other again. All I know is, you’ll still be stuck living the same menial life, while I’ll be out taking chances and making someone of myself. But seriously, you’re 23, it’s time for you to get your shit together…
I’m over you, and it’s THE best feeling in the world. After we broke up you were such an ASSHOLE. And hey, remember when you told me to fuck off? WELL FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU CAN FUCK OFF NOW!
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